Show Me Fire Melbourne Brothel
5 Star Melbourne Brothel & Gentleman's Club Melbourne. Best Melbourne Brothel & licensed Brothel services.

Melbourne Gentleman's Club and Brothel

How do I know if my favourite sex worker is working on a particular day?
Our sex workers work according to rosters and we cannot guarantee they will be working on a particular day. If you are after a particular lady we suggest you call us prior to your visit to avoid disappointment.
Here is our number: 03 9305-FIRE(3473)

What are your prices?
We provide a full list of brothel services from $80. You can view a full list of our brothel services here. We also regularly have specials and discounts which can be seen here.

Is Show Me Fire a legal brothel?
Yes, we are a fully legal Melbourne brothel.

I am arriving at Melbourne Airport, how do I get to your brothel?
Our brothel is very easy to get to from Melbourne Airport and one of the closest brothels to Melbourne airport. When you leave Tallamarine Melbourne Airport you can simply travel allong the Tullamarine Freeway, up Western Ring Road towards the Hume Freeway and with in approximately 15 minutes depending on traffic you are at our brothel. To view exact directions to our brothel from Melbourne airport click here.

Do you provide transport from Tullamarine Melbourne Airport?
Yes, we now offer our customers a Chauffer service operating out of Melbourne Tallamarine Airport.
We will pick you up at the Melbourne airport when your plane arrives and chauffer you to our brothel in Somerton in our luxury BMW 7 series.

Where is Somerton?
Somerton is located in the Melbourne Northern suburbs close to the city of Melbourne. Suburbs nearby are Roxburgh Park, Epping, Meadow Heights, Craigieburn and Campbellfield.

Is your brothel clean and new?
Yes, we regularly refurbish our Melbourne brothel and our cleanliness regime is 1st class.
We recently completed brothel refurbishments and continue to offer a premium Melbourne brothel for our customers.

Has your Melbourne brothel been nominated for any awards?
Yes, we have regularly placed as a finalist in the Eros Shine Awards best Melbourne brothel category. Based on these results we claim we are the best brothel in Melbourne, our clients are very satisfied and many confirm that we are the best Melbourne brothel; read their comments here.

Can we have a bucks night at your brothel?
Yes, we can host your bucks night.
We can arrange gourmet catering, beautiful ladies, topless waitresses, strippers and more.

Do you provide escorts?
Yes, we provide high class escorts and sex workers.

Do you provide discounts?
Yes, we have regular discounted rates and specials at our 5 star brothel and gentleman's club. To view our current specials click here.

Anything special on for Melbourne Cup Day?
Throughout the year Melbourne is host to exciting events such as Melbourne cup, AFL grand final, Australian Open Tennis, the Formula One at Albert Park and much more. We often hold themed events but you can always be assured that if you visit us while these events are on the vibe with in our brothel will be unuique and even more exciting.

Do you provide in house movies?

Where are you located?
We are located only 20 minutes from the CBD

Do you have ATM and credit card facilities?

Can I buy gift vouchers for your Melbourne brothel?
Yes, we sell brothel gift vouchers online. Please visit our vouchers page to purchase your gift vouchers.

What are the operating hours of the Show Me Fire brothel in Melbourne?

Mon: 10am till late
Tue: 10am till late
Wed: 10am till late
Thu: 10am till late
Fri: 10am till late
Sat: 10am till late
Sun: 12pm (lunch) till late

General club features

Warm and friendly management

Disabled friendly

Luxurious fresh water spa's

Penthouse party room available

Rear parking available

You will feel comfortable and relaxed in our private intro rooms and confident that discretion is assured.

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