Show Me Fire Melbourne Brothel
5 Star Melbourne Brothel & Gentleman's Club Melbourne. Best Melbourne Brothel & licensed Brothel services.

AFL Finals Series

Week one of the finals series begin on September 6 2018 and end on the 29th with the Grand Final.
For those booking tickets to come to Melbourne for the football don't forget that each year our brothel hosts many visitors while they are not watching the footy.
As we do each year, we will be getting right into the spirit of the finals and the atmosphere is great.
Don't forget to pop in and spend some time with our beautiful sex workers.



The 2018 NAB women's competition is kicking off with Carlton v Collingwood on Febuary 2nd.
The season promises to be exciting and extremely competitive, culminating in the Grand Final on March 25th.
We invite our customers to pop past during the season and let the excitement continue with our team of friendly, attractive girls.

2018 Australian Open


Our sexy girls are excited to welcome all clients to our brothel while Melbourne hosts the Australian Open tennis tournament for 2018.

Melbourne Cup 2017


Melbourne Cup 2017
We look forward to seeing you at the Show Me Fire brothel during the 2017 Spring carnival and on Tuesday the 7th of November for the Melbourne Cup.
Pop past for a break while you are not at the track, before, after or during the race our girls will keep you entertained.

AFL Grand Final Weekend 2017


AFL Grand Final Weekend 2017

We could not have hoped for a more exciting Grand Final this year.

Both the Tigers and the Crows are both extremely hungry for premiership glory; it has been a long wait...

As usual we will be celebrating the AFL grand final with a footy themed weekend of sexy debauchery.

We look forward to welcoming those footy fans coming down from South Australia for the weekend.

We invite locals wheather you are football fans or not to come down and enjoy the atmosphere with our sexy hosts.

Come in and enjoy the AFL atmosphere at our brothel and Gentleman's club over the AFL grand final weekend.

AFL Grand Final Weekend 2016


AFL Grand Final Weekend 2016
The 2016 AFL grand final is fast approaching.
There are 4 teams still standing, Cats, Swans, GWS and the Dogs.
No matter which 2 teams play off on the 1st of October 2016 we will be celebrating with a footy themed weekend of sexy debauchery.
For those of you who joined us during the grand final weekend last year you know what you are in for. This year we promise to take it up a notch and make sure that all visitors have a great time at our brothel and Gentleman's club over the AFL grand final weekend.

ANZAC DAY Long Weekend


We are open for the long weekend so come past and enjoy our hospitality.
Plenty of sexy girls working this weekend.



We have the perfect gift idea for Christmas.

Buy your friends Show Me Fire gift vouchers starting at $80.

Your friends will appreciate one of these vouchers that promise 100% satisfaction rather than a pair of socks or a bottle of wine.

Check out all our vouchers here.

Summer has hit and our Melbourne brothel is sizzling!


The heat of summer is in the air at our brothel.

Pop in during the day or night for cool refreshments at our 5 star gentleman's club.

The summer heat may be hot but our sex workers are even hotter!

See you soon.

Visit Us at SEXPO 2015. November 5th - 8th.


Come visit us at Sexpo!

You cant miss us, just look for the Show Me Fire truck.

We have free giveaways of caps and stubby holders.

Our staff look forward to meeting with all of you.

AFL Grand Final Long Weekend


The long weekend starts tonight.

We are all looking forward to the festivities of this long weekend filled with a sure to be great AFL grand final between the Hawks and the Eagles as well as plenty of action at our Melbourne brothel.

Melbourne will play host to many people making the long trip down from Western Australia to watch their team at the MCG.

Our girls are looking forward to meeting many of our West Australian guests as well as the local Melbourne boys over the coming weekend.

For those from out of town dont forget we are very easy to access from the Melbourne airport and the MCG, if you need any advice about travel arragnements to our brothel please call us and we will be happy to help.

AFL Grand Final Melbourne 2015

AFL Grand Final: 3rd October 2015
Our Melbourne brothel will be an exciting place to be over the AFL Grand Final long weekend.
Plenty of sex workers will be on roster throughout the weekend to keep the action at our brothel exciting and in the AFL spirit!
All local and interstate guests visiting Melbourne for the weekend are welcome, we are easily accessed from the Melbourne Tullamarine airport and close to the MCG where the big game will be hosted.
We look forward to seeing you at the best Melbourne brothel, Show Me Fire.

Melbourne Grand Prix 2015


Melbourne GP: 12th March - 15th March

We are revving up our engines in anticipation for this years Melbourne Grand Prix at Albert Park.

Our sexy girls will get into the racing spirit with themed costumes and our brothel will also be decorated appropriately. We will endevaour to replicate the on track excitement in our brothel in our own special way.

We look forward to hosting all interstate visitors and regular clients during the 4 days of the Melbourne GP.

It is after all a perfect excuse to pop in and visit the best brothel in Melbourne.

Our Show Me Fire Truck is On The Road


Have you seen our truck driving around Melbourne?

As Christmas approaches our truck is on the road visiting many areas around Melbourne, giving out information about our Melbourne brothel and the services we offer.

Stop the SMF trruck and you will get a HAT, STUBBY HOLDER & A VOUCHER FOR YOUR STAY for $10.00 OFF YOUR 1 HOUR BOOKING.

Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 2014


It has been another great year at our Melbourne brothel.

Our satsified customers have experienced the delights that only the very best Melbourne sex workers can offer.

As Christmas rapidly approaches our brothel is gearing up for a busy period leading up to Christmas and New Year.

Our Melbourne brothel will be themed for the holiday period and our girls are waiting to deliver all our customers a very special present, everyone will leave with a smile.

The staff at Show Me Fire brothel would like to take this opportunity to wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and we look forward to seeing you in the coming weeks.

Melbourne Cup 2014


We are fully prepared and looking forward to having a great Melbourne Cup weekend at our Melbourne brothel.

We are getting into the racing spirit and you are sure to be pleased when you pop in while not at the track.

We are easily accessible from Flemington so don't forget to visit us; our stunning girls are looking forward to welcoming you.

AFL Grand Final 2014 - Hawthorn vs Sydney Swans


Once again the time has come for all those in Melbourne to enjoy the AFL Football Grand Final.

Our Melbourne brothel is getting right into the AFL spirit and we will be celebrating this exciting time of the year with AFL decorations and much more.

If you are travelling from Sydney to watch the Swans in the grand final at the MCG make sure you take some time to visit the Show Me Fire brothel.

We are close to the MCG and Melbourne CBD and easily accessible from the Melbourne airport.

Good luck to both teams participating in this year big game and all those supporters of both great teams.

We look forward to seeing you all over the weekend.

Enjoy Easter at our Melbourne Brothel


Over the coming Easter long weekend our Melbourne brothel is excited to welcome our regular clients as well as those who are in Melbourne for the break.

Our lovely bunnies are sure to make your Easter a wonderful one.

Happy Easter

2014 Australian Grand Prix Melbourne 13-16 March


Melbourne is preparing for this years
Australian Grand Prix.

While the racing and entertainment at the Albert Park track will be spectacular we are ensuring that the entertainment provided by our beatuiful girls off the track will remain sizzling hot.

Make sure to visit us during the Grand Prix weekend for themed entertainment and a fantastic experience.

Our Melbourne brothel is not far from the Melbourne Grand Prix track and the trip will be worthwhile; guaranteed!

Phillip Island Superbikes 21-23 Feb 2014


Visiting Melbourne for the Phillip Island Superbike round?

Our extra racey girls will keep you occupied while you are in Melbourne and not at the track.

We guarantee to keep your pulse racing!

Visit us at our Melbourne brothel during your Superbike weekend and enjoy the atmosphere.

Valentines Day 2014


After a sexy and friendly companion this Valentines Day?

Our lovely sex workers are ready to give you a Valentines Day to remember.

We are fully staffed and the theme is romance and fun.

Pop in to our brothel for Valentines Day if your are near the Melbourne CBD or Somerton to experience why we are the best brothel in Melbourne.

Australian Open Tennis 2014


Visiting Melbourne for the Australian Open Tennis championship 2014, or just a local in a playful mood?

Pop in to our Melbourne brothel during the Australian Open and be ready for a unique experience.

Our beautiful girls are playful as ever and ready to entertain.

We are easily accessible from Rod Laver arena and very close to the Melbourne CBD.

Christmas has come and gone

We hope that all our loyal and much loved customers had a safe and happy Christmas and wish to remind you all that we are back to our normal opening hours. The girls are refreshed and waiting to please and tease. Happy New Year to you all and we look forward to seeing you very soon

Spring racing carnival and the Melbourne Cup 2013

Melbourne Cup 2013 brought with it an exciting vibe at our brothel. Everyone was in the racing carnival spirit from our beautiful sex workers and staff to our visitors.

The festivities are continuing so pop in and get a taste of the unique atmosphere that the Melbourne racing carnival brings to our 5 star brothel.

Celebrate Spring 2013 at Show Me Fire Brothel


As the weather heats up so do the girls at Melbourne's finest gentleman's club. We have beautiful new sex workers ready to provide you with a full list of brothel services.

Say goodbye to the cold Melbourne winter and pop past our Melbourne brothel and leave with a warm glow.

Chauffer driven BMW 7 series from Melbourne airport


Are you visiting Melbourne?
We now offer our customers a Chauffer service operating out of Melbourne Tallamarine Airport.

We will pick you up at the Melbourne airport when your plane arrives and chauffer you to our brothel in Somerton in our luxury BMW 7 series.

Contact us to find out more details and pricing.

Melbourne Brothel Specials


Dont forget we always have great specials at our Melbourne brothel.
Check regularly as our specials change regularly.
To see our current brothel specials click here.

Show Me Fire Brothel refurbishments are complete


After the recent completion of our brothel refurbishments we can continue to offer a premium Melbourne brothel for our customers.

Amongst other highlights the penthouse has been suburbly refurbished and is absolutely breath taking with the new stunning chandelier.

If you have not visited our brothel lately and you are in Melbourne we look forward to welcoming you at our refurbished premises.

Good Friday


Just a reminder boys that we are operating as normal being Good Friday. Opening times are 10am till late.

Happy Easter boys

Our Melbourne Brothel hosted a wonderful bucks party


Our Melbourne Brothel recently hosted a fantastic bucks party that neither the buck or his visitors will easily forget.

Our high class escorts entertained the party along with beatuiful topless waitresses and exciting strippers.

Just a reminder that we cater for special needs and we are disabled friendly


We would like to remind you that here at Show Me Fire we understand that we are not all alike and that there are those that have special needs, we have the beautiful Ariel and Claire who are here to cater to your every desire. Ariel's availabilty is, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday from 5pm until close. To enquire as to Claire's availability please feel free to contact us to make a booking. Please be reminded that we are a disabled friendly establishment and welcome everybody.

Recogised as a Premier Melbourne Brothel


Once again the Show Me Fire Brothel was featured amongst the finalists in this years Eros Shine Awards for the adult industry.

We are proud to be recognised as one of the premier Melbourne brothels and will continue to provide a first class establishment.



Well its that time again folks! after years of dedication to provide a 5 star Gentlemans Club with 5 star service and 5 star girls at a affordable price we ask those of you who are able to vote for us to please do so. Please use the link provided to vote for us

VIP 5th Birthday Party


Show Me Fire Melbourne Brothel recently celebrated our 5th birthday by hosting a Playboy Night party.
It went off with a bang and those who attended were delighted by sexy topless waitresses, erotic pole dancers, Miss Nude Australia, catering and much more.
To all those attendees, thank you for your patronage.



Yes boys Rosie is also back!! Don't miss out on this perfect little pocket rocket..



Yes boys the ever so cheeky Sonia is back and eagerly
awaiting to tease and please..Don't miss out.



Boys we have just been informed of Zara's return dates, she will be back with us from the 12th of June until the 22nd of June. She looks forward to seeing you all again.



Wow, what a month, we have been blessed over the last month with a beautiful variety of new girls who are eager to be pleased and waiting to tease.

So boys make sure you don't miss out, they are waiting for you!

Autumn Fever Is Here


Now that the colder weather is here again we welcome you to indulge in our cosy establishment with a fresh water spa and a beautiful lady of your choice to join you.

The beautiful Belle is back


Good news, for all those enquiring about Belle, she will be back in early may and looks forward to seeing her favourite boys..
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